• You know what’s annoying? Having to save J. Jonah Jameson’s life.
•  Sure, he’s been on Spidey’s side for a little while, but that’s after YEARS of him making Spider-Man’s life a living heck.
•  I feel like this amount of responsibility should come with even more power.
•  Anyway, who, other than most of New York, would want to punish J. Jonah Jameson?
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